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Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.

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What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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What is the range of a Viola?

As far as you can kick it.

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

The coffin has the dead person on the inside.

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