Jokes - Violas


 


Violas · Trampolines · Shoes · Jumps
shoes,rubyWhat's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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Violas · Ejaculations · Sex
girl,sexyWhy is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
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Violas · Lawsuits · Cases · Lawyers
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
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Violas · Ranges · Kicks · Kicking
What is the range of a Viola?

As far as you can kick it.
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Coffins · Violas · Dead · Deaths
What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

The coffin has the dead person on the inside.
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