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Viola · Tramponlines · Shoes
shoes,redWhat's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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Viola · Onions · Crying
What's the difference between a viola and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a viola.
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Viola · Bombs
Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
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Viola · Ejaculation
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
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Viola · Skunks
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a crushed viola in the road?

There are skid marks before of the skunk.
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