Viola Jokes (2)

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

1) The viola burns longer.
2) The viola holds more beer.
3) You can tune the violin.

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a crushed viola in the road?

Skid marks before the skunk.

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

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