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How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?

Write a whole note with "solo" above it.

4     Solo Jokes


We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?

It's usually still in the case.

9     Violin Jokes


On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid replies, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."

The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."

38     Santa Claus Jokes


43rd Law of Computing:
Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped

0     Computer Jokes






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