Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.10 Restaurant Jokes
"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, HE'll have the fish." Hillary replies.
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?"28 Woman Jokes Jokes
"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"
"Because you're really ugly," replied the man.