and Hillary are at a restaurant
. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken
almondine and fresh fish.
"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, HE'll have the fish." Hillary replies.
was paying for some items in a supermarket
- a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man
at the checkout said, "I bet you're single
, aren't you?"
"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"
"Because you're really ugly
," replied the man.