Vagina jokes

20 jokes about vaginas


A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered.

This young woman had purple hair styled into a mohawk, a variety of tattoos and strange clothing.

It was determined that the patient had acute appendicitis and was scheduled for immediate surgery.

When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff found that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it was a tattoo reading: 'keep off the grass.'

After the prep and the surgery, the surgeon added a small note to the dressing which said: "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."

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Why are men with pierced ears better prepared for marriage?

They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?

One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.

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What happens when you put a penis into a vagina?     ~ me

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A boy sees his penis and wonders what it is. He asks his mom, "Mommy, what is a penis for?" Their mom, not wanting to tell him about sex yet, says "It's for making lemonade honey."

Soon after, he asks his mom "What is a vagina for?" His mom says "It's for making raspberry juice honey."

Later, he asks his mom "What is a breast for?" She says "It's for making milk honey."

The next day the boy's principal comes over. Mom serves him lemonade, raspberry juice and milk. The principal asks them where did they get drinks that delicious. Before the mom could answer, the boy says: "We got lemonade from a penis, raspberry juice from a vagina, and the milk from a breast."

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