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Mom took Little Johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.55 → Joke
Doctor: "How did such a thing happen?"
Johnny: "It's that damn neighbor girl, Susie. Her braces are too darned sharp."
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?57 → Joke
Slow down and use a lubricant.
The husband says to wife: "My Olympic condoms have arrived. Think I will wear gold tonight."53 → Joke
The wife says: "Why don't you wear silver and cum fuckin second for a change?"
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?58 → Joke
Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and smack the asshole in the head.20 → Joke
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