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A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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Husband and Wife on 10th anniversary. The wife undresses and says: "What did you think when I stripped 10 years ago?"

He says: "I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry".

She says: "What are you thinking now?"

"Looks like I did a pretty good job!"

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Husband: "Want a quickie?"

Wife: "As opposed to what?"

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Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

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When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'

They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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