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A very loud, unattractive, mean, nasty woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone would fuck you twice ..."

9     Yelling Jokes

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's favourite flower?"

Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's self-rising, isn't it?"

The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.

13     Marriage Jokes


A man goes to his wife saying.
"My wife, I hate you, you smell and are ugly!"
Wife says:
"Then why did you married me?"
"Man says'
Id on't know
Man pulls a glock 15 and shoots her in the head.

He goes to a Chinese restaurant where he meets a bartender.

Bartender: Herro, me chinese, want food?
Man: No     ~ Bill Gates Son

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