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Ugly - 27 jokes


Yo momma is so ugly, on halloween, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone!

9     Halloween jokes

Yo momma is so ugly that when you bring her to the doctors they say: "The vets office is over there!"

21     yo momma jokes

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

34     baby jokes

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment ..."

The husband replies: "Your eyesight's damn perfect."

7     compliment jokes

Yo momma is so ugly when she was born, her mother said: "What a treasure!" and her father said: "Yea lets go bury it!"

5     yo momma jokes

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