Yo momma is so ugly, on halloween, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone!9 Halloween Jokes
Yo momma is so ugly that when you bring her to the doctors they say: "The vets office is over there!"21 Yo Momma Jokes
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"32 Baby Jokes
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment ..."7 Compliment Jokes
The husband replies: "Your eyesight's damn perfect."
Yo momma is so ugly when she was born, her mother said: "What a treasure!" and her father said: "Yea lets go bury it!"5 Yo Momma JokesNext page JokesUgly Sayings