Ugly jokes

Ugly - 27 jokes


What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat?

Divorce him.

23     fat jokes

Yo momma is so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.

9     yo momma jokes

Yo momma is so ugly when she went into a bank they turned off the security cameras.

35     yo momma jokes

Yo momma is so ugly. Even her vibrator goes limp.

11     vibrator jokes

A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?"

"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"

"Because you're really ugly," replied the man.

28     woman jokes

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