Yo momma is so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.9 Yo Momma Jokes
What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat?23 Fat Jokes
A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick.34 Man Jokes
An ugly woman is passing and remarks: "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady!"
He replied: "If you were any sort of a lady, the hat would lift itself!"
Yo momma is so ugly. Even her vibrator goes limp.11 Vibrator Jokes
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?"28 Woman JokesNext page JokesUgly Sayings
"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"
"Because you're really ugly," replied the man.