6 jokes about tunes
How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?3 → Joke
The bow is moving.
What's the difference between a violin and a viola?7 → Joke
1) The viola burns longer.
2) The viola holds more beer.
3) You can tune the violin.
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?22 → Joke
A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.23 → Joke
"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."
"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.23 → Joke
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.
Three days later, she became his stepmother.