6 jokes about trust11 → Joke
9 → Joke
The Fire Brigade were trying to rescue an Irishman from the 10th floor of a burning building.Fireman
shouts: "Jump and we'll catch you in this blanket!"
Irishman replies: "Fuck off, I don't trust you, lay it on the floor!"
50 → Joke
was cleaning her husbands
dresser drawers when she found 3 golf
balls and a box with $2000 in it. She waited for him to come home from the golf course to ask him why these things were hidden in his dresser drawer.
The husband said I'm sorry I hid this from you but the truth is every time I cheated on you over the last 30 years I put a golf ball in the drawer.
was very upset at first but after thinking about it said "I guess 3 times in 30 years is really not that bad! Oh by the way what is the $2000 in the drawer.
The husband replied" Well every time I got to a dozen balls I sold them.
17 → Joke
The two partners from a small law firm were having lunch
when suddenly one of them looked alarmed.
He announced, "I have to go back to the office right away! I forgot to lock
"What are you worried about?" asked the other. "We're both here."
12 → Joke
In days of old, when knights
were bold, this particular knight was leaving for a crusade and called one of his squires: "I'm leaving for the crusade.
Here is the key
to my wife's chastity belt. If, in 10 years, I haven't returned, you may use the key as I'm sure she will have needs."
The knight sets out on the dusty road, armored from head to toe. He takes one last look at his castle and sees the squire rushing across the drawbridge, yelling, "Stop! Stop! Thank goodness I was able to catch you. This is the wrong key."