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What travels around the world and stays in a corner?

A stamp.

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Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

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A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."

The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"

The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff ... church, church, church."

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Why do high school choruses travel so often?

Keeps assassins guessing.

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