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I came out of a shop munching on a huge pork pie.

A tramp was sitting on the pavement, he looked up at me and said: "I have not eaten for 3 days!"

I said: "I wish i had your willpower!"

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

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A man walked into a bar after just being dumped. The person serving at the time was a woman. She kept on giving him free drinks the whole night. When the bar had closed she went up to him and asked if he wanted to go upstairs for a quicky. He of course said yes and they went upstairs.

When they got there the women asked if he had any protection. He didn't have any and answered no. So she told him there was a chemist across the road and gave him $ 1.

When he got to the chemist there were a selection of condoms to choose from:

There was a tramp one for 50 p.
There was an apple flavoured one for $ 1.
And there was a metal one for $ 1.50.

As he only had one pound the man bought the apple flavoured one.

During the the night of fun the condom slipped and the lady got pregnant. The couple married and raised a son.

When he was 5 years old, he went up to his dad and cried: "Daddy why do I have green arms? This is not fair."

To this the dad replied: "I would count yourself lucky my son. If I would have had an extra 50 p you would have been Robo-Cop"

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What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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