Toy jokes

7 jokes about toys



One day, a 5 year old boy went to visit his granny. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said: "Grandma, why don't you have a boyfriend now that grandpa went to heaven?"

Grandma replied: "Honey, my TV-set is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs makes me feel good and the comedies makes me laugh. I'm happy with my it as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV-set, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting knobs, trying to get it focus.

Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood his grandpa's old friend, now the grandma's minister.

The minister said: "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"

The little boy replied: "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend!"

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Billy and Sally are to 5 year old friends that live next door to each other. I say friends but Billy is often upset with Sally because Sally seems to have more, and is better at more stuff so Billy is often jealous of Sally.

Sally can run faster and jump higher than poor young Billy can When Billy takes out his toys to play, Sally brings out hers and as well all of her older brothers toys as well.

This began to really bother poor Billy, but one day when taking a leak beside a bush he had a stunning realization and ran all the way to Sally's and knocked on her door.

Billy was so excited because he finally new he had Sally beat.

Sally answered the door and very proudly Billy dropped his drawers and pointed at his wee wee and said "Look at what I have that you don't"

Sally looked confused at first but quickly took away the wind in Billy's sails by lifting her skirt and saying "but my mom says with one of these, that I can have as many of those as i want"

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