10 jokes about teeth
44 sex jokes
asked his son
, Little Johnny
, if he knew about the birds
and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.
"Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "for me there was no Santa
Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you're telling me now that grown ups don't really have sex
, I've got nothing left to believe in!"
9 toothbrush jokes
Husband: "Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger
Wife: "I clean the toilet seat!"
Husband: "How does it help?"
Wife: "I use your toothbrush
Santa29 money jokes
Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer
and an old drunk
are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.
16 man jokesProposal
has 6 items in his bathroom
: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman
's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
A house help had a tendancy of helping neighbours with almost everything in the house.1 Short jokes Jokestooth sayings
The father asked her why the toothpicks got finished so fast and on her defence she said: "I didn't give out toothpicks. In fact I use mine and return them to the box after every use!"