30 jokes about the wall
What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?39 → Joke
Their last greatest hit was 'The Wall'.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?36 → Joke
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?34 → Joke
Casper can go through walls.
In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was!26 → Joke
She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview.
"I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wall and praying?"
"For about 60 years."
"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship."
"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"
"Like I'm talking to a fuckin' wall."
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?9 → Joke
Their last big hit was The Wall.