115 jokes about teachersProposal
Teacher: "Can you count to 10?"3
Little Johnny: "Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten."
Teacher: "Now go on from there."
Little Johnny: "Jack, Queen, King."
Teacher: "Johnny why is your cat
at school today?"
John (crying): "I heard the postman tell my mummy when the kid goes to school I'm going to eat your fuckin pussy
Teacher: "What came after the stone age and the bronze age?"2 Proposal
Little Johnny: "The sausage!"
Teacher: "Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago?"5 Proposal
Little Johnny: "Me!"
Mother: "How was math today?"3
Little Johnny: "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"