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Teacher: "Can anyone tell me what sort of animal a slug is?"

Pupil: "It's a snail with a housing problem!"

10     slugs jokes


"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?"

"Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

6     excuse jokes


Teacher: "I told you to stand at the end of the line?"

Little Johnny: "I tried, but there was someone already there!"

4     Little Johnny jokes


Teacher: "Did you parents help you with these homework problems?"

Little Johnny: "No I got them all wrong by myself!"

8     Little Johnny jokes


Teacher: "What are you going to be when you get out of school?"

Little Johnny: "An old man!"

4     Little Johnny jokes






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