116 jokes about teachers
52 → JokeProposal
Teacher: "Johnny why is your cat
at school today?"
John (crying): "I heard the postman tell my mummy when the kid goes to school I'm going to eat your fuckin pussy
Teacher: "Fred can you find me America on the map please?"5 → JokeProposal
Fred: "There it is!"
Teacher: "Now, Johnny, who discovered America?"
Little Johnny: "Fred did!"
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:8 → JokeProposal
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
The teacher fainted ...
Teacher: "You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you?"6 → JokeProposal
Little Johnny: "How did you know?"
Teacher: "Fred's paper says 'I don't know' and you have added 'Me, neither'!"
Teacher: "Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?"6 → Joke
LIttle Johnny: "At the bottom!"