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Teacher: "Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?"

LIttle Johnny: "At the bottom!"

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Mother: "How was math today?"

Little Johnny: "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"

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Teacher: "Johnny why is your cat at school today?"

John (crying): "I heard the postman tell my mummy when the kid goes to school I'm going to eat your fuckin pussy!"

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Teacher: "Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago?"

Little Johnny: "Me!"

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Teacher: "I told you to write this poem out 10 times to improve your handwriting and you've only done it 7 times?"

Little Johnny: "Looks like my counting isn't too good either!"

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