115 jokes about teachersProposal
Teacher: "Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?"5 Proposal
LIttle Johnny: "At the bottom!"
Mother: "How was math today?"3
Little Johnny: "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"
Teacher: "Johnny why is your cat
at school today?"
John (crying): "I heard the postman tell my mummy when the kid goes to school I'm going to eat your fuckin pussy
Teacher: "Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago?"5 Proposal
Little Johnny: "Me!"
Teacher: "I told you to write this poem out 10 times to improve your handwriting and you've only done it 7 times?"5
Little Johnny: "Looks like my counting isn't too good either!"