Teacher: "Name two pronouns?"7 Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny: "Who? Me?"
Teacher: "I told you to stand at the end of the line?"5 Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny: "I tried, but there was someone already there!"
Teacher: "What are you going to be when you get out of school?"5 Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny: "An old man!"
Teacher: "Can anyone tell me what sort of animal a slug is?"10 Slugs Jokes
Pupil: "It's a snail with a housing problem!"
"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?"8 Excuse JokesNext page Jokes
"Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!"