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Proposal

Teacher: "Can you count to 10?"

Little Johnny: "Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten."

Teacher: "Now go on from there."

Little Johnny: "Jack, Queen, King."

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Teacher: "Johnny why is your cat at school today?"

John (crying): "I heard the postman tell my mummy when the kid goes to school I'm going to eat your fuckin pussy!"

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Teacher: "What came after the stone age and the bronze age?"

Little Johnny: "The sausage!"

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Proposal

Teacher: "Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago?"

Little Johnny: "Me!"

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Proposal

Mother: "How was math today?"

Little Johnny: "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"

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