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My childbirth instructor says it's not pain that I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?

Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

4     tornado jokes


My teacher pointed me with his ruler and said: "At the end of this ruler there's an idiot!"

I got detention after asking which end.

13     idiot jokes


Teacher: "Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it."

Little Johnny: "When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail!"

17     Little Johnny jokes


Teacher: "What is the most common phrase used in school?"

Little Johnny: "I don't know!"

Teacher: "Correct!"

14     Little Johnny jokes


Teacher: "Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago?"

Little Johnny: "Me!"

13     Little Johnny jokes






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