My childbirth instructor says it's not pain that I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?4 Tornado Jokes
Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
My teacher pointed me with his ruler and said: "At the end of this ruler there's an idiot!"15 Idiot Jokes
I got detention after asking which end.
Teacher: "Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it."19 Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny: "When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail!"
Teacher: "Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago?"17 Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny: "Me!"
Teacher: "What is the most common phrase used in school?"16 Little Johnny JokesNext page Jokes
Little Johnny: "I don't know!"