A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans
. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"
"The Red Sox."
"Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too."
"That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"
"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine
. To be a doctor
, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."
After saying so, he dipped his finger
into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being the good students
that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.
After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."
A boy was happy and sad at the same time, i asked why He said he was happy because he had sex with his teacher He said he was sad because he is home schooled.