The Fire Brigade were trying to rescue an Irishman from the 10th floor of a burning building.16 Irish Jokes
Fireman shouts: "Jump and we'll catch you in this blanket!"
Irishman replies: "Fuck off, I don't trust you, lay it on the floor!"
How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?34 Gun Jokes
Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?41 Woman Jokes
What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch?70 Blonde Jokes
A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you.