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Two young blonde women were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green. Each hit their ball anyway. When they walked to the green, they discovered one ball about three feet from the cup, while the other ball somehow had gone directly in.

The blondes tried to figure out which ball belonged to who, since they were both using Titleist number threes. Unable to decide, they returned to the clubhouse and asked the golf pro for a ruling.

After hearing their story and congratulating them both on their superb shots under such adverse conditions the pro asked, "Okay, so who was playing the yellow ball?"

14     Blonde Jokes


A golfer called one of the caddies and asked, "I need a caddy who can count and keep the score. What's 3 and 4 and 5 come to?"

"10" said the caddy.

"Great, you'll do perfectly!"

9     Golf Jokes


Yo momma is so stupid, she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

7     Yo Momma Jokes


Yo momma is so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

5     Yo Momma Jokes


Yo momma is so stupid, she puts lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.

4     Yo Momma Jokes






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