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A golfer called one of the caddies and asked, "I need a caddy who can count and keep the score. What's 3 and 4 and 5 come to?"

"10" said the caddy.

"Great, you'll do perfectly!"

8     golf jokes


Yo momma is so stupid, she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

6     yo momma jokes


Yo momma is so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

3     yo momma jokes


Yo momma is so stupid, she puts lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.

3     yo momma jokes


A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender: "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2'', weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5'' pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind guy says: "Not if I'm going to explain it five times."

38     blonde jokes






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