A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde
came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox
. She opened it then closed and went back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again and went to the mail
box. She opened and shut it again. Angrily, she went back to the house.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her: "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied: "There certainly is! My stupid computer
keeps saying: 'You've got mail!'"
are in a desert
The brunette says, "I brought some water so we don't get dehydrated."
The redhead says, "I brought some suntan
lotion so we don't get sunburned."
Then the blonde says I brought a car
door." The other girls said, "Why did you bring that?" Then the blonde says, "So I can roll down the window if it gets hot."