Stop jokes

Stop - 74 jokes


What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.

20     blonde jokes

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Diana can't stop either.

23     mercedes jokes

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?

To stop the snoring before it starts.

10     spider jokes

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?

A microwave stops when you open the door.

18     George Michael jokes

A guy goes to the doctor.

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"

"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."

"Is it common?"

"It's not unusual."

55     doctor jokes

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