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What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.

20     blonde jokes


What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Diana can't stop either.

23     mercedes jokes


Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?

To stop the snoring before it starts.

10     spider jokes


What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?

A microwave stops when you open the door.

18     George Michael jokes


A guy goes to the doctor.

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"

"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."

"Is it common?"

"It's not unusual."

55     doctor jokes






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