Stop jokes

Stop - 74 jokes


What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.

20     blonde jokes

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Diana can't stop either.

23     mercedes jokes

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?

To stop the snoring before it starts.

9     spider jokes

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?

A microwave stops when you open the door.

18     George Michael jokes

A guy goes to the doctor.

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"

"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."

"Is it common?"

"It's not unusual."

56     doctor jokes

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