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What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.

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What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Diana can't stop either.

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Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?

To stop the snoring before it starts.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?

A microwave stops when you open the door.

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When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'

They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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