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Have you heard the joke about the skunk?

Never mind. It stinks!

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A passenger taps a taxi drivers on his shoulder. The driver shits himself with shock, swerves nearly hitting a bus and stops inches from a shop window.

"Fuck-me, your jumpy aren't yer, I only tapped your shoulder" says the passenger.

"Sorry," says the cabby, "It's my first day. I've been driving a Hearse for 20 years."

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What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?

One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.

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You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it?

If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.

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Proposal

What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?

An animal that stinks and stings!

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