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"Why does your geography exam have a big zero over it."

"It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead!"

2     exam jokes


Teacher: "What is a comet?"

Pupil: "A star with a tail!"

Teacher: "Can you name one?"

Pupil: "Lassie!"

1     pupil jokes


Proposal

Whats the difference between porn star casts and movie star casts?

Porn stars fuck each other on screen. Movie stars fuck each other off screen.

1     Short jokes


A little girl goes to the barbers with her dad and stands next to the chair eating a muffin while her dad gets a haircut.

The barber smiles at her and says: "Your gonna get hair on your muffin!"

"I know" she says "im gonna get tits too you dirty old bastard!"

62     muffin jokes


A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them.

His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for dinner dad?"

"You'll see", he replies.

They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating.

"Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls me."

His daughter screams ... "Don't eat it, Jimmy! ... It's a fucking asshole ..."

59     asshole jokes






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