If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?27 Bird Jokes
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?16 Viola Jokes
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.18 Worm Jokes Jokes
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day: The first worm - dead. Second worm - dead. Third worm - dead. Fourth worm - alive.
Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!