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Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."

Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

The swallow.

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Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day: The first worm - dead. Second worm - dead. Third worm - dead. Fourth worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!

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Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.

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