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How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?

Ring up and say you cannot cum.

46     cum jokes


Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask directions.

26     egg jokes


A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.

Man: "What are you doing here today?"

Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."

Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."

The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.

Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.

Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"

Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."

48     blood jokes


What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?

George Michael's latest release.

15     George Michael jokes


A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says: "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."

The olive says: "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."

The penis says: "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"

18     penis jokes






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