What do men and sperm have in common?25 Man Jokes
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?37 Cum Jokes
Ring up and say you cannot cum.
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.40 Blood Jokes
Man: "What are you doing here today?"
Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."
Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.
Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.
Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"
Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."
What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?11 George Michael Jokes
George Michael's latest release.
A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.18 Penis JokesNext page Jokes
The cucumber says: "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."
The olive says: "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."
The penis says: "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"