9 jokes about space
goes to a psychic
who tells her: "Prepare yourself for widowhood ... Your husband
is about to die a violent death
Mrs. Clinton takes a deep breath and replies: "Will I be acquitted?"
first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens
would not work in zero gravity
. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.
used a pencil
How many Klingons
does it take to change a light
1) Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit
2) None. There is no honor in changing a light bulb, besides, a true warrior
isn't afraid of the dark
What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA
It's been 25 years since his first moonwalk