What's a perfect breakfast for a woman?24 Woman Jokes
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names?16 Indian Jokes
The dad answers, "Well, son, it's tradition when an Indian baby is born for the father to go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees ... Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking."
A Rabbi who was late for a golf game was rather short tempered with several people whose phone calls kept delaying him.17 Circumcision Jokes
The next day his secretary said "Rabbi, several members of the congregation were really upset with you when you cut them short yesterday."
At that point, a man who had been sitting within earshot in the reception room got up and departed hurriedly.
"Who was that?" asked the Rabbi.
"Oh, that was Mr. Ruthenberg." she answered. "He wanted to speak to you about a circumcision for his son."
"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" a young son asks.68 Pussy Jokes
"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."
"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"
"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"
Mother to son: who are you talking with on mobile?6 Short jokes
Son: IAM talking with mother of Mike.
Mother: and who is Mike?
Son: your future grandchild ~ Funny