3 jokes about sofas
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?13 → JokeProposal
The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.
A little girl and her mother were walking through the park. One day they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.4 → JokeProposal
The little girl asked: "Mummy, what are they doing?"
The mother hesitates then quickly replies: "Ummm they are making cakes."
The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."
The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?"
Shocked, the mother asks: "How do you know?"
She says: "Because I licked the icing off the sofa!"
At the nursing home, Abe and Edna had struck up a romantic relationship. Since both of them were in their eighties, their physical contact was rather limited. However, every evening as they sat together on the sofa, Edna would unzip Abe's fly, pull out his penis and hold it in her hand for twenty minutes. This satisfied the two of them adequately.8 → Joke
One day, Abe told Edna it was all off. He told her he was leaving her for Mabel - one of the other old dears at the nursing home. Naturally, Edna was a little miffed.
"Heavens! What's she got that I haven't got?'' she asks.
''Parkinson's,'' said Abe.