5 jokes about soaps
12 → Joke
What's the difference between a Lady
in the church
and lady in the bathtub
One has Hope in her Soul and One has Soap in her Hole
0 → Joke
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men
aren't affectionate out of bed!
6 → Joke
How many perverts
does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes the whole casualty department to get it out ...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?44 → Joke
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time!
9 → Joke
has 6 items in his bathroom
: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman
's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.