5 jokes about soaps
What's the difference between a Lady in the church and lady in the bathtub?14 → Joke
One has Hope in her Soul and One has Soap in her Hole!
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?0 → Joke
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed!
How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?6 → Joke
Only one, but it takes the whole casualty department to get it out ...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?41 → Joke
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time!
A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.10 → JokeBack to home
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.