What's the difference between a Lady in the church and lady in the bathtub?23 Lady Jokes
One has Hope in her Soul and One has Soap in her Hole!
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?1 Man Jokes
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed!
How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?11 Pervert Jokes
Only one, but it takes the whole casualty department to get it out ...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?26 Sex Jokes
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time!
A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.18 Man Jokes Jokes
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.