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What's the difference between a Lady in the church and lady in the bathtub?

One has Hope in her Soul and One has Soap in her Hole!

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How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed!

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How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes the whole casualty department to get it out ...

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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time!

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A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

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