5 jokes about soaps
25 lady jokes
What's the difference between a Lady
in the church
and lady in the bathtub
One has Hope in her Soul and One has Soap in her Hole
1 man jokes
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men
aren't affectionate out of bed!
11 pervert jokes
How many perverts
does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes the whole casualty department to get it out ...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?26 sex jokes
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time!
18 man jokes Jokes
has 6 items in his bathroom
: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman
's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.