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What's the difference between a Lady in the church and lady in the bathtub?

One has Hope in her Soul and One has Soap in her Hole!

30     lady jokes


How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed!

1     man jokes


How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes the whole casualty department to get it out ...

7     pervert jokes


Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time!

40     sex jokes


A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

16     man jokes





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