Snoring - 2 jokes
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?7 → JokeProposal
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said: "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!"2 → Joke
The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"