27 jokes about smiles
Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.52 → Joke
An old lady is being examined by a doctor who asks her: "Have you ever been bedridden?"27 → Joke
The old lady smiles and says: "I certainly have and I've been table ended and back skuttled a few times too!"
Yo momma is so dumb. When she got lost in a Wal-Mart she went around asking the smilie faces which way was out!7 → Joke
A little girl goes to the barbers with her dad and stands next to the chair eating a muffin while her dad gets a haircut.68 → Joke
The barber smiles at her and says: "Your gonna get hair on your muffin!"
"I know" she says "im gonna get tits too you dirty old bastard!"
A man is in Hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse" he mumbles "are my testicles black?"58 → Joke
The nurse raises his gown, holds his cock in one hand and his balls in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."
Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely but listen very very carefully ... Are-my-test-results-back?!"