27 jokes about smiles
51 → Joke
Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips
26 → Joke
An old lady
is being examined by a doctor
who asks her: "Have you ever been bedridden
The old lady smiles and says: "I certainly have and I've been table ended and back skuttled a few times too!"
7 → Joke
is so dumb
. When she got lost in a Wal-Mart
she went around asking the smilie faces which way was out!
77 → JokeProposal
A little girl
goes to the barbers
with her dad and stands next to the chair eating a muffin
while her dad gets a haircut
The barber smiles at her and says: "Your gonna get hair on your muffin!"
"I know" she says "im gonna get tits
too you dirty old bastard!"
A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her tits and says: "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow."14 → Joke
Then he grabs her pussy and says: "Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens."
She turns to him smiles, grabs his dick and says: "Honey if you could get this up I could get rid of your brother!"