Smashing jokes

Smashing - 3 jokes


What was the last thing Dodi said to Diana?

"You look smashing!"

22     Princess Diana jokes

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

3     dinosaur jokes

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1) The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
2) The light bulb cannot be changed — it has to be smashed.

2     light bulb jokes