A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.10 Cow Jokes
"What's going on?" she yells out the window.
"Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.
Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.
Within five minutes, however, it stops again.
The woman sees the same conductor walk again.
She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?38 School Jokes
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "SCHOOL AHEAD. GO SLOW!"
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?29 Driving Jokes
One day, while relieving himself in the employee restroom, Carl could not help but notice the unusually long penis on the black man in the adjoining urinal. "How do you guys do that?" asked Carl. "I mean, get such long dicks?" "Well," replied the black man, "when having sex, just push it in slow and pull it out quick. That exercises it."47 Sex Jokes
After hearing this, Carl promised himself that he would try out this new dick-stretching technique on his wife. That night, Carl made love to his wife and tried the new method. Shortly after they finished, Carl asked, "Well dear, did you notice anything different about me?"
"Yeah," said the wife. "You fuck like a black man!"
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?46 Girlfriend JokesNext page Jokes
Slow down and use a lubricant.