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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

21     Chuck Norris Jokes


Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

17     Man Jokes


What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFO's.

23     Blonde Jokes


What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?

There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

34     Blonde Jokes


A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."

26     Urine Jokes






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