33 jokes about shitProposal
Little Porny was bored, so she decided to go see what her mother was doing. As she walked into her mother's room, she heard her say: "Shit!" She asked her mother what that meant and her mother said: "Dear, it's just another word for make-up".4 Short jokes
So she goes on her way past her brothers room, she hears him say: "Cunt and tits" Sshe goes in and asks: "What does that mean?" He says: "Ooh thats another word for coats and hats."
She goes down-stairs to the kitchen to get a drink and again hears her dad say: "Fuck!" She asks: "Daddy what does that means?" "Aah! my little one, thats another word for stuffing the turkey."
So she comfortably gets her drink and goes to watch a movie. Few minutes later, the door bell rings, she runs to get it opened and says: "Come in, can I take your cunts and tits? Mom is up-stairs putting shit on her face, daddy is down stairs fucking the turkey!"
7 batman jokes
One night, after a long evening of drinking
, Jim was thrown out of the bar as usual. On his way home he spotted a nun
walking down the road.
After looking at her twice he ran over and tackled her, then proceeded to beat the living shit out of her.
Some people passing by spotted this and called the police
As the police were pulling him away in handcuffs he looked back and said, "I thought you'd be tougher than that, Batman
1 multitasking jokes Jokesshit sayings
One good thing about getting older is that multitasking
You can sneeze, piss and shit yourself all at the same time!