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A guy and a nun go golfing. The guy hits his ball into the water. He says "Damn! I missed!" The nun replies "Don't swear. God can hear you." So the guy is like "Whatever".

He hits the ball again. It goes into the trees. "Damn! I missed!" "Don't swear, God can hear you!" "Whatever"

So, he hits his ball once again, but it only goes about 4 yards. "AARRRGH!!!! SHIT!!!!"

Ok, so about now, God gets mad. He throws down a thunderbolt. It hits the nun.

"Damn! I missed!"

15     God Jokes


Proposal

Little Porny was bored, so she decided to go see what her mother was doing. As she walked into her mother's room, she heard her say: "Shit!" She asked her mother what that meant and her mother said: "Dear, it's just another word for make-up".

So she goes on her way past her brothers room, she hears him say: "Cunt and tits" Sshe goes in and asks: "What does that mean?" He says: "Ooh thats another word for coats and hats."

She goes down-stairs to the kitchen to get a drink and again hears her dad say: "Fuck!" She asks: "Daddy what does that means?" "Aah! my little one, thats another word for stuffing the turkey."

So she comfortably gets her drink and goes to watch a movie. Few minutes later, the door bell rings, she runs to get it opened and says: "Come in, can I take your cunts and tits? Mom is up-stairs putting shit on her face, daddy is down stairs fucking the turkey!"

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One night, after a long evening of drinking, Jim was thrown out of the bar as usual. On his way home he spotted a nun walking down the road.

After looking at her twice he ran over and tackled her, then proceeded to beat the living shit out of her.

Some people passing by spotted this and called the police.

As the police were pulling him away in handcuffs he looked back and said, "I thought you'd be tougher than that, Batman."

10     Batman Jokes


Proposal

A Chinese Homosexual Jewish man walks to a bar. He says to bartender
Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man: Shit's be rough
Bartender: Shit??
Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man: Me asian. I eat shit by the way, as I am a homosexual.
Bartender: Wow, cool!

Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man leaves bar without paying because he's a stingy Jew.
He comes back the next day.

Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man: I control the world. By the way, any Cocker Spaniels for this Rothschild?
Bartender: No
Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man: Me eat dog and read torah.
Bartender: Wow

Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man leaves the bar without paying because he's a stingy Jew.

Corpse of Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man arrives next day.

Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man: Can me have whisky, me son happens to be gay.
Bartender: ok

Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man leaves the bar and gets in his car before driving off and crashing into a lightpole and dying.     ~ Bill Gates Son

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