Sexist jokes

12 jokes about sexists


Why shouldn't women be able to drive?

There are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!

34     woman jokes

How long is the average woman in labor?

Whatever she says divided by two.

27     woman jokes

What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?


40     woman jokes

How do you get your dishwasher to work?

Slap her!

34     dishwasher jokes

Visiting Afghanistan for a second time, a war correspondent noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front. The journalist asked one of the men if this was a sign of growing equality.

"No", the man replied. "Land-mines."

24     land mine jokes

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