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Sex · Parents · Children · Cheating
dominatrixA little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."

His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh ... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

The boy says, "That won't work."

His mom says, "Why?"

The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
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Smiles · Lips · Sex · Kisses · Blowjobs
dominatrixSmile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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Honeymoon · Sex · Sleeping · Salesman
dominatrixA salesman was given a hotel room next to one occupied by honeymooners.

The walls were thin, and the sounds of sustained sexual frenzy poured through. Finally the salesman could stand it no longer. He pounded on the walls, yelling, "Knock it off, there's other people trying to get some sleep!"

From the other room came a weak, faltering male voice which said, "Yell louder, mister, she can't hear you!"
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Men · Sex · Children · Women
man,weedA woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.
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Selection · Sex
dominatrixHow does natural selection differ from sexual selection?

In distinction to natural selection, sexual selection may be natural, unnatural, or perverted.
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