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Little Johnny · Sex · Teachers · Lamps
boy,soccerOne day, Little Johnny's teacher, Miss Figpot asked the class if they could name some things you can suck!"

"Ice cream, ma'am!" Little Mary answered.

"Good, Mary." Miss Figpot said, "Anyone else?". "How about a lollipop!" said Steven.

"Very good, now it's your turn Johnny!", the teacher said.

Little Johnny, sitting at back then answered, "A lamp!".

The teacher and all of the students wondered about his answer. The teacher asked him, "Johnny, why do you think one can suck a lamp?"

Last night when I passed my parents room", Little Johnny answered, "I heard my mom say, turn off the lamp, honey and let me suck it."
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Sex · Hillary · Presidents · Bill Clinton
girl,sexyWhy does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?

She wants to be the first lady.
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Sex · Computers · Mistakes · Life · Programming
dominatrixProgramming is like sex:

One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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Sex · Marriage Counselors · Women · Men
dominatrixAt a session with a marriage counselor, the wife snapped at her husband: "That's not true! I do so enjoy sex!"

Then, turning to the counselor, she explained: "But this animal expects it four or five times a year!"
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Begging · Sex · Men · Foreplay
girl,sexyWhat is a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.
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