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Sex · Husbands · Remotes · Marriages · Dead
dominatrixHow can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
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Parrots · Sex · Navies · Men · Crazy
parakeetA young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park bench. The old man stares at the young man.

"What's the matter, old man?" says the young man. "Never done anything crazy in your life?"

The old man replies: "Yeah. When I was in the Navy, I got really drunk one night and had sex with a parrot. I thought you might be my son."
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Sex · Bikes · Little Johnny · Masturbation
girl,sexyLittle Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom's room. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying, "Ooh, I need a man! I need a man!"

The next day, Little Johnny got home from school and saw his mom lying on the bed naked with a naked guy on top of her. So Little Johnny ran to his room, stripped down naked, and started to touch himself, while moaning, "Ooh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
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Sex · Perverted · Natural · Charles Darwin
dominatrixHow does natural selection differ from sexual selection?

In distinction to natural selection, sexual selection may be natural, unnatural, or perverted.
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Honeymoon · Sex · M&M's · Girls
dominatrixA mother has 3 girls, they all got married, but she wants to know how the sex is, so she says that after the night on the honeymoon, they write a postcard saying how it went.

The 1st girl writes: M&M's.

Puzzled, the women buys a pack of M&M's and reads the slogan "It melts in your mouth, not in your hand."

The 2nd girl writes: Campbell's soup.

Again the mom buys some cambles soup and reads, "Mmm ... mmm ... good."

3 weeks pass and the 3rd girl finally writes: Ford

The mom goes to her ford jeep and reads "The best never stop."
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