How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
1) However many turns you on ;) 2) That depends ... is it AC or DC? 3) Three or more ... it's more fun to fumble in the dark that way instead of being alone.
10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date. 20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place. 36% of the women favour nudity. 45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes. 46% of the women experienced anal sex. 70% of the women prefer sex in the morning. 80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations. 90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest. 99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office.
Conclusion:
Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.
Moral:
Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it!
There once was a man who could not keep it going with his wife. He went to the doctor who gave him some sex pills. There was a label on the bottle that said ... **Take one pill for a great night** The man thought that he wanted a stupendous night; so he downed the whole bottle.
In the morning the neighbors came over to find the man's son sitting on the porch crying. "What's wrong?" they said.
"Mom's dead, Sister's pregnant, My backside hurts, and Dad's in the basement yelling: Here Kitty Kitty ..."
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date.
A young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park bench. The old man stares at the young man.
There once was a man who could not keep it going with his wife. He went to the doctor who gave him some sex pills. There was a label on the bottle that said ... **Take one pill for a great night** The man thought that he wanted a stupendous night; so he downed the whole bottle.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?