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What is a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

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man,firecracker

Chinese: "Me not come to work, me sick."

Boss: "When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it."

Later chinese called back: "It worked. Me better. You got nice house!"

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boss,clapping

3 People get stranded on a desert Island - Charles, Matt and Susan. After a while they realise that they are stuck on this island and naturally things happen between the men and the woman.

This goes on for about a year when Susan feeling really bad about having sex with both Matt and Charles and kills herself.

Charles and Matt are sad. But again after a while nature takes its course.

And again about a year later the boys feel really really bad about what they're doing so finally they decide to bury Susan.

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Programming is like sex:

One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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computer

What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

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man,grass


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