276 jokes about sex
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A man was going door-to-door doing a sexual survey
in Jeff's neighborhood.
"How often a week do you have sex with your wife
?" asked the inquirer.
"Three times," Jeff said without hesitation.
"That is once more often than your neighbor
," the inquirer said, writing.
"That makes sense," Jeff said, "after all, she's my wife."
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3 People get stranded on a desert Island
- Charles, Matt and Susan
. After a while they realise that they are stuck on this island and naturally things happen between the men and the woman.
This goes on for about a year when Susan feeling really bad about having sex with both Matt and Charles and kills herself.
Charles and Matt are sad. But again after a while nature takes its course.
And again about a year later the boys feel really really bad about what they're doing so finally they decide to bury Susan.
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The man tells his doctor
that his wife
hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past 7 months. The physician tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her.
When the wife comes to office, the doctor asks her why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband
"For the last 7 months," the wife replies, "every morning I take a cab to work. I don't make much money and my husband doesn't give more than bus fare, so the cab driver always asks me, 'So are you going to pay today or what?' I always give him an 'or what'. That makes me late to work I'm late, so the boss asks me, 'So are we going to dock your salary, or what?' That's another 'or what.' On the way home, I take the cab and again I don't have any money so the cab driver asks me, 'So are you going to pay this time or what?' And, again, I do an 'or what'. So you see, Doctor, when I get home I'm all tired out and I don't want sex any more."
The doctor thinks for a second. "So," he says, "are we going to tell your husband or what?"
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What do hurricanes
have in common?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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