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3 People get stranded on a desert Island - Charles, Matt and Susan. After a while they realise that they are stuck on this island and naturally things happen between the men and the woman.

This goes on for about a year when Susan feeling really bad about having sex with both Matt and Charles and kills herself.

Charles and Matt are sad. But again after a while nature takes its course.

And again about a year later the boys feel really really bad about what they're doing so finally they decide to bury Susan.

30     Death Jokes


What is a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

80     Man Jokes


What do hurricanes and women have in common?

When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

49     Woman Jokes


What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

136     Man Jokes


How do you teach a blonde maths?

Add a bed, subtract her knickers, divide her legs, enter your square root, leave your solution and hope she doesn't multiply!

36     Math Jokes






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