277 jokes about sex
Father and son in supermarket. 57 → Joke
"Dad, what are these?"
"That's a 3pack of condoms son for secondary school lads. 1 for Friday night, 1 for Saturday night and 1 for Sunday night."
"What about the 6pack dad?"
"Those are for University lads. 2 for Friday night, 2 for Satuday night and 2 for Sunday night."
"Well dad, what about the 12pack then?"
"Married men son. 1 for January, 1 for February, 1 for March ..."
How can you tell if your husband is dead?46 → Joke
The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
What is a man's idea of foreplay?105 → Joke
A half hour of begging.
Chinese: "Me not come to work, me sick."80 → Joke
Boss: "When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it."
Later chinese called back: "It worked. Me better. You got nice house!"
A man was going door-to-door doing a sexual survey in Jeff's neighborhood.35 → Joke
"How often a week do you have sex with your wife?" asked the inquirer.
"Three times," Jeff said without hesitation.
"That is once more often than your neighbor," the inquirer said, writing.
"That makes sense," Jeff said, "after all, she's my wife."
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