296 jokes about sex
38 man jokes
What have clouds and men
got in common?
When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!
47 shit jokes
Pete and Mary were walking home from the pub
when Mary says: "I need a piss" an goes behind a bush and drops her knickers.
Feeling horny, Pete puts his hand through the bush and feels something dangling between Mary's legs. He says "have you changed sex?"
Mary says "no, I have changed my mind, I am having a shit
54 penis jokes
The 5 worst things about being a penis
1. You have a hole in your head.
2. Your best friend is a cunt.
3. Your next door neighbors are 2 nuts and an asshole.
4. Every time you get excited you throw up.
5. You always are wearing a collar.
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asks his grandpa, "do you still have sex with granny?"
Grandpa says, "Yes, but only oral
Johnny asks, "What is oral?"
Grandpa says, "I say fuck
you, she says fuck you, too."