277 jokes about sex
What have clouds and men got in common?40 → Joke
When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!
The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.53 → Joke
The 5 worst things about being a penis is ...62 → Joke
1. You have a hole in your head.
2. Your best friend is a cunt.
3. Your next door neighbors are 2 nuts and an asshole.
4. Every time you get excited you throw up.
5. You always are wearing a collar.
This sex researcher phones one of the participants in a recent survey of his to check on a discrepancy. He asks the bloke, "In response to the question on frequency of intercourse you answered 'twice weekly'. Your wife, on the other hand, answered 'several times a night'."37 → Joke
"That's right," replies the bloke, "And that's how it's going to stay until our second mortgage is paid off."
How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?46 → Joke
One of his fingers is clean.
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