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What have clouds and men got in common?

When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!

39     man jokes


The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

53     death jokes


The 5 worst things about being a penis is ...

1. You have a hole in your head.
2. Your best friend is a cunt.
3. Your next door neighbors are 2 nuts and an asshole.
4. Every time you get excited you throw up.
5. You always are wearing a collar.

58     penis jokes


How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?

One of his fingers is clean.

43     mechanic jokes


Johnny asks his grandpa, "do you still have sex with granny?"

Grandpa says, "Yes, but only oral."

Johnny asks, "What is oral?"

Grandpa says, "I say fuck you, she says fuck you, too."

53     Little Johnny jokes






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