6 jokes about sentences
How do you know when a
woman is about to say something
smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A
man once told me ..."
47
woman jokesTeacher: "Give me a sentence with the
words defence, defeat and detail in it."
Little
Johnny: "When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail!"
10
Little Johnny jokesMarriage is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence.
11
marriage jokesTeacher:
Susie, make a sentence starting with the letter 'I'.
Susie: "I is ..."
Teacher: "No, no, no, don't say 'I is', you say 'I am'".
Susie: "OK, I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet."
18
alphabet jokesThe teacher asked little
Johnny to use the word "definitely" in a sentence.
Little Johnny replies: "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher says: "Of course not Johnny."
To which Johnny replies: "Then I have definitely
shit my pants."
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