7 jokes about sentences
How do you know when a
is about to say something
When she starts her sentence with "A
once told me ..."
is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence.
, make a sentence starting with the letter 'I'.
Susie: "I is ..."
Teacher: "No, no, no, don't say 'I is', you say 'I am'".
Susie: "OK, I am the ninth letter of the
The teacher asked little
to use the word "definitely" in a sentence.
Little Johnny replies: "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher says: "Of course not Johnny."
To which Johnny replies: "Then I have definitely
Teacher: "Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it."
Little Johnny: "When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail!"
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