How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?38 Woman Jokes
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."
Teacher: "Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it."19 Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny: "When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail!"
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence.13 Marriage Jokes
Teacher: Susie, make a sentence starting with the letter 'I'.24 Alphabet Jokes
Susie: "I is ..."
Teacher: "No, no, no, don't say 'I is', you say 'I am'".
Susie: "OK, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word "definitely" in a sentence.36 Little Johnny JokesNext page Jokes
Little Johnny replies: "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher says: "Of course not Johnny."
To which Johnny replies: "Then I have definitely shit my pants."