7 jokes about sentences
52 → Joke
How do you know when a woman
is about to say something smart
When she starts her sentence with "A man
once told me ..."
Marriage7 → Joke
is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence.
Teacher15 → Joke
, make a sentence starting with the letter 'I'.
Susie: "I is ..."
Teacher: "No, no, no, don't say 'I is', you say 'I am'".
Susie: "OK, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
74 → JokeProposal
The teacher asked little Johnny
to use the word "definitely" in a sentence.
Little Johnny replies: "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher says: "Of course not Johnny."
To which Johnny replies: "Then I have definitely shit
Teacher: "Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it."3 → Joke
Little Johnny: "When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail!"