A blonde cop stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driver's license.8 Blonde Jokes
The motorist digs around in her purse but can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home, officer."
The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?"
The motorist searches her purse again and finds a pocket mirror. She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself."
The cop says, "Let me see." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I'd known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have pulled you over."
"Ireland’s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery."24 Plane Jokes
"Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 25 years with only suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.16 Tarzan Jokes
Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure.
One day, deep in the wilds, she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting himself into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for awhile.
Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion, Jane came out in to the open and offered herself to him.
As she reclined on the wild grass, Tarzan became aroused. He quickly ran over and kicked her in the crotch really hard.
In pain, she screamed, "What the hell did you do that for?".
Tarzan replied, "Tarzan always check for squirrels first."
Husband: "Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger?"9 Toothbrush Jokes
Wife: "I clean the toilet seat!"
Husband: "How does it help?"
Wife: "I use your toothbrush!"
Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One.21 Clinton JokesNext page JokesSea Sayings
Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."
Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy".
Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says, "Of course, then, I could throw one-hundred $100 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy."