How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?12 Light Bulb Jokes
Six. Two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?2 Light Bulb Jokes
1) The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
2) The light bulb cannot be changed — it has to be smashed.
How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?12 Feminist Jokes
1) None. Feminists can't change anything.
2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men who offer to help.
How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?9 Economist Jokes
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
A woman comes into a hardware store.27 Sex JokesNext page Jokes
"May I help you ma'am?"
"Yes, please, I need a three inch door hinge."
"Do you wanna screw for it?"
"No thanks," she responds, "but I'll blow you for that clock radio over there."